LYRICS
Alright Storm Chasers, we ready for this? Simple in and out hit - lets gooooooo!
We snuck through the mountains
We fought our way to the fort
There's no challenge here
These guards are just for sport
In the heart of the keep there's such a scorching heat
There we saw a red dragon caged
We had a chat with the beast
And it seemed something could be arranged
“Just help us out and you’ll be free”
The Wizard explains - “This powder’s the key!”
The dragon sniffed in and his eyes went wide
Oh fuck boys, we’re in for a ride!
With strength anew, he smashed his cage
And ohh, the cavern just shook at his rage!
(Did you just give that fucking dragon drugs?!)
The archer to the right said "his pupils have gone white!"
He's turned into a cocaine dragon!
The wizard in the front said "it's me he's gonna hunt!"
Got killed by a cocaine dragon!
Cocaine dragon, cocaine dragon, cocaine dragon!
We took the wizard's body and we started running
This time we got in way too deep!
Thousands died all around us
This place is gonna be a rubble heap!
“Oh, the ground started shaking…”
“Oh, the fortress walls are all breaking!”
“All the soldiers are screaming!”
“Keep running, you’re not dreaming!”
We made it outside with widened eyes
I think this is the end of the arc!
The whole fortress had collapsed
But at least we got our mark!
Outside the ruins we bickered and raged
Why did we let him out of his cage?
The wizard's dead and the party burned
But at least there's something we learned!
DON'T MIX DRAGONS AND DRUGS!
With long tired sighs we closed our eyes
But suddenly a familiar shape graced the skies!
(If the Wizard was alive I'd kill him!)
The archer to the right said "look, he's still in flight!"
That's an escaped cocaine dragon!
The dealer in the back said "I think he's hooked on smack!"
That's a motherfucking cocaine dragon!
Cocaine dragon, cocaine dragon, cocaine dragon!
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